The Jenoviad Entry #35
October 9th, 2009 by Wordsman
“Fight you?” the old fat man laughed
“Of that I’ve no intent
As for the introduction
Hi, I’m Shinra’s President
“I’m not much of a fighter
And I can’t ruin this suit
This is the joy of management
I just have to say, ‘Shoot’
“But I don’t mean to shoot you
Even vicariously
I’d hate for any of your blood
To get all over me
“Nor will I disarm your bomb
Of that please have no fear
The bomb will go off just as planned
But . . . you’ll all still be here”
“Wait a sec, now!” Tifa cried
“Can you be serious?
You’d let a whole reactor blow
Just to take care of us?”
The Pres’dent shrugged. “It’s no big deal
I’ve got six more of these
I missed yesterday’s fireworks
I’m watching the reprise”
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