The big robot closed in on them
The humming’s pitch grew high
“Hey, former SOLDIER!” Barret yelled
“How do we beat this guy?”

“How should I know?” Cloud replied
Attempting to stay cool
“I must have slept right through that class
Back there in SOLDIER school

“Your guess is as good as mine”
To which Barret said, “Shit
I’ll do what I always do
I’m gonna shoot at it”

“Wait,” said Tifa. “Here’s one thing
That in my school I learned:
Your attacks will hurt much more
When its big back is turned”

Cloud got in behind it
And the Airbuster was trapped
To this formation it soon proved
Unable to adapt

Spin one way, get struck by sword
The other: fist, foot, gun
Toss in a few lightning bolts
And that robot was done