Day 229:

“Two outs, runners on first and third.  Parr coming to the plate.”

“Rivers has thrown thirty pitches already this inning.  Does he have one more out in him?”

“No one warming up in the bullpen.  That’s showing confidence in your closer.”

“Here’s the pitch—”

DOINK

“Easy out.”

“Hang on . . . this could be trouble.”

“The wind’s carrying it out!  Castillo’s not going to be able to catch up!”

“Oh you have got to be kidding me.”

“Johnson, playing a deep right field, charges—”

“C’mon, c’mon.”

“Runners off at the crack of the bat.  Rogers has already crossed home plate, and the speedy Ricardo rounding third—”

“C’mon!”

“Johnson dives . . . AND MAKES A SPECTACULAR CATCH!”

“Yes!”

“Unbelievable.  No way Johnson gets to that ball in real life.”