This week’s puzzle:

A former champion quits his job, finds a new one, leaves that, goes back to his original job, and gets another one on the side. After failing at his latest job, he goes off to do what those who cannot do do: teach.

Last week’s puzzle:

One man escapes capture and death using a lighter, an umbrella, and a pen. Another man wrecks a boat, breaks a window, ruins a perfectly good motorcycle, crash-lands a plane, and loses his hat.

And the answer is . . . ▼