“In a bit,” said Barret
“Just before the scanner’s run
Now sit down.  Rest up while you can
This explanation’s done”

“Come here,” said Tifa, nudging Cloud
As Barret took a seat
“As long as we’ve got some free time
I’ll show you something neat”

Cloud’s face fell as monitor
Tifa reached out to touch
Why the hell did all the girls
Love that dumb screen so much?

Luckily young Cloud was saved
From map revisiting
Just then all the train’s alarms
Began to flash and ring